NTL: Episode 2, Part one: Ghost 'em

Inu, Mooch, and Elana moved forwards slipping past the Loup-garou as they hammered against the Lycan's defenses.  Inu seemed pretty confident that they had time, but Elana insisted that they hurry.  Mooch however seemed pretty laid back taking orders as they came giving a few witty responses when he felt they were needed.  All in all their movement to the enemy line was relatively uninteresting.  Once they got across however that changed.

['Is that what I think it is?']  Inu signed towards mooch.

['No it's a cat cleverly disguised as a Matter simulation canon']

['Sarcasm doesn't translate well into sign']

['Sarcasm?  Can't you see the fluffy tail?  Those evil eyes?  That cute little nose?  They have that poor furry creature in a matter simulation canon and I must save i-']  Elana slapped Mooch's hands cutting him off and pointing towards a man standing directing the large wolves as they worked.  She didn't know sign so she relied on their skills of deduction.

[Our target.]
[Our waiter.]
'Guys?  Can we focus?'  Elana asked sending a small wave of thought towards them.

[Move.]  Inu signed Motioning Elana to follow.

[Wait, what about me?]

[Be sneaky.]

[If they find me?]

[Ghost them.]

[Oh goody]

Mooch chuckled, Sneaky missions were what masters of disguise were made for.
Mooch made a three part plan, to get rid of the man directing these loup garou, without them noticing.

Hopefully.
The first and secound parts might give the fact this guys dead away.

The target, Mooch gave him the name Targie.
Targie, looked around, these idiots were being slow, they were fifteen minutes behind schedule. This annoyed him.
He directed another Loup-Garou to grab the box and stop bitching and get back to work. Fucking slackers who have no idea what work means besides for screaming and racing each other to rip someones face off.
There was a flicker of shadow across the ground, That usually ment somthing was moving around.
Targie looked behind him, there was nothing, odd.

His instincts flashed quickly and he turned to defend himself. His vision slowed time pretty much and he grabbed his attacker.
A soccer ball.
"What..The fuck?" Targie asked, holding onto the orange soccer ball. He looked at a ally of his and barked somthing angrily. The person who kicked this at him was going to regret it. He pointed to where it came from.
Five loup-garou went off in that direction, expecting to rip somthing in half.

Targie looked at the soccerball, realising there was words on it in purple sharpie.
"JUST AS PLANNED!" - Mooch.

"What th-" Targie didnt finish his sentence as part of the engine right next to him, popped legs out of the bottom of it stood up and broke his neck, it then went back to being part of the engine.
Targie did a little spin and fell, the soccerball hitting the ground first, opening a large orange window.
Targies dead body fell into the Crazy spectrum, lost forever.
The window did what windows to the crazy spectrum normally do.
Closed immediatly.

(Rollan to see if people notice hes gone)

The member 'Mooch' has done the following action : ROLLFORIT

'd20' : 18

The loup-garou seeming dissapointed that they couldn't find anyne returned slowly and got back to work. Oddly enough it was much quieter.

Meanwhile Inu and Elana worked their way towards the next target finding another human shape in the horde of wolves.

"Hmm looks like the scouts were right more than just one. This will be an issue... Elana you thinking what I'm thinking?" He asked motioning towards the two humanoid Loup-garou.

"Spirit of the natives? Or Dancing fiend?" She asked looking suddenly excited.

"Surprise me, I'll handle the rest."

"Roger! I'll get right on it." She giggled tapping her thigh a few times as if deciding on a beat.

"Dancing Fiend it is" She said as soon as Inu was out of earshot She wondered breifly if she remembered how to do this sort f thing vocalizing music wasn't easy. Then again her voice was her best weapon. She breathed inwards and let the melody flow out of her and follow Inu first then overtaking him.

The loup-Garou were busy working when the music met their ears they blinked and looked around to find it's source and saw a figure obscured in black flames...was that the moonwalk? The Leader blinked a few times as if deciding whether or not to sound the alarm but then again was this guy even real? He ordered his men to keep working an walked towards the dancing fool, he'd determine if he was a threat or not. He'd kill him in any case.

Meanwhile Elana took aim pulling a small but sharp knife from her belt she tossed it in the air once then took aim at the man walking towards her father. Hopefully she would give Inu an advantage, whether or not he admitted it he was still injured.

(I am rolling to see if they notice me. As well to see if my knife hits. He's hoping I can do this!)

The member 'Jinx' has done the following action : ROLLFORIT

#1 'd20' : 17

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#2 'd100' : 95

(Jesus fuck Jinx Ima roll for damage cause this guy just got fucking owned. He couldn't dodge this if I rolled for it.)

(Okay let's see if I remember how these knives were stated out. +4 damage one hit + another 4 due to it being a Loup-Garou's weakness so +8 to her roll plus whatever damage he takes from location. ROLLIN')

The member 'Ffraide' has done the following action : ROLLFORIT

#1 'd12' : 2

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#2 'd4' : 2

As the Loup-garou approaches Inu a knife suddenly smashes into his chest stunning him, making him reel backwards. Too surprised to make a sound he glares at the now Grinning Inu who leaps towards the injured Loup-garou.

Meanwhile back at Mooches area.

Mooch meanwhile was wearing targies clothes. Using the genetic material from targies neck ,which mooch half sawed half broke using his awesome shapeshifin powers, he made himself smell like targie. Using real time photos captured with mooches eyes he replicated his hair and face with his awesome powers. Using recordings of his voice like sonar, mooch replicated his vocal chordes allowing himself to sound like targie.

Mooch looked like targie. Smelled like targie. Sounded like targie.
however his covered would be blown by two things.
1 if some ever bit targie. Mooch was pretty sure he tasted like mooch. That wasnt fixable. Sadly.
2 mooch didnt have targies insigifigant brain. Seriously mooches mind was better at everything. Mooches mind was better then all but one. Fraides. Cause fraides was perfect.

However only higher ranks would know this.
Mooch took advatage of this time as the enemies commander.
he put before tech everywhere. Made workers help him.
In twentey minutes, everywhere mooch could see was networked into his brain. Matrix style.
Cept gravity. Gravity was always a bitch.

Step one complete.
Time to start stage two.
that was the fun part.

Stage two consisted of two parts.
first part reqiured the matter conversion engine.
mooch hated these things. They always did strange things when they asked for materials. Sometimes demanded being fed a live cat.
Sometimes created live cats. Or more often, turned into a tranysaurus rex with bat wings that duel weilded live lions, breathed fire and shot lasers from their eyes.

97% of the time it was the doomasaurass rex. One percent for wanting live cat. One percent for making live cats. And one percent of it actually fucking working.
Thats why these things were so fucking illeagal.
Phase two relied on the outcome of phase one.
Mooch told the workers to throw a fuck load of materials into the engine.
he then booted it up and had them go back to work.

(Rollan for matter conversion. 1-97 is DOOMasaurASS rex. 98 is needin live cat. 99 is making around five hundred cats. 100 it makes what mooch wanted it too. )

The member 'Mooch' has done the following action : ROLLFORIT

'd100' : 2

Admin wrote:

The member 'Mooch' has done the following action : ROLLFORIT

'd100' : 2

(Well this is gonna be interesting.)

Mooch sighed with dissapointment. The doomasaurass rex looked at the tiny morsels of fles and blood and hungared.
It stood ten meters tall. Was scaled with dragon scales, being nearly indestructible. Its arms were replaced with two large lion shaped monsters with no legs. It had enourmus wings made so it could fly. Its eyes glowed with energy and hate. Then it roared and proceded to rampage.

Phase two.
get the fuck outta dodge .
let me rephrase that.
get freinds out alive.
you will just be able to regenerate from whatever it does to you.

Meanwhile Inu saw the monster and the destruction it was carving. And said four words with a sigh.
"Gods fucking damnit mooch"

"Damnit Mooch We aren't done here! Elana climb on my back I'm getting you out of her-" Inu was cut off by a horrid screech and the sounds of the Doomasaurus rex demonic roars. Inu turned and stared at the creature as it broke down into a bunch of smaller versions of itself. His eye's widened and he almost dropped Elana. "Mooch, what have you done?"



"What are those things?" A Loup-Garou shouted slashing at a smaller Doomasaur.

"Doesn't matter! Keep it away from the Seige equipment. Failing that lead them to the Lycans. We are expendable anyways!" A humaniod loup-garou shouted.

"Shit, Elana...We need to warn the others where is Moo-".

"BOSS!!" Mooch shouted jumping on INu's back. "We should retreat to the nearest-"

"Mooch give me one reason why I shouldn't gut you alive?" Inu said grabbing him glaring at him.

"Actually there are 3 very good very complicated reasons why you shouldn't. one I-" Inu decked Mooch. "...okay let me retry. I can solve this." he said sounding confident.

"How?" Inu asked looking skeptic.

"Err well We're gonna need Fraide, So?"

"....Those, dino's are getting closer and I'm now entirely sure that rocks only piss them off." She muttered tossing another rock to the ground. She turned to the two of them to find them staring at her. "Uh- ummm what? d-did I do something wrong?"

"We're heading to Nome, Fraide's body will be there...This outpost is a lost cause."

"Actually. This oupost was a lost cause anyway. Fraide gave me explicit orders that if we were to fail im supposed to blow it to phantaisim" mooch replied looking at the doomasaurasses. "Tony go get fraide, ima......ima be a little late i gotta go to plan w."

"Plan w? What happened to plans a through v?" Elana asked.
"They dont affect doom a sore asses." Mooch replied.
"See you later mooch" inu said. Mooch was then jumped by two of the evil bastard lisards.
"LEAVE MEE...SAVE YOURSELEVESSSSS!!!!" Mooch screamed from under them.
Elena started to run to help him. Inu grabbed her threw her over his shoulder turned and ran towards nome.

Mooch made blades from his arms and skewered the dinos brains.
dragon scales didnt affect him, he slayed them as a hobby for a long ass time.
his coat was gone his shirt was ruined he wasnt bleeding. He never bled normally.
Mooch ran to the front lines, as he did so his entire body seemingly changed in a fluid motion.
"A.N.G.E.L.S. activate CATA code COMBS"
"Nuclear core primed sir. Are you sure this is the best option?"
"Nope doin it anyway." Mooch said from under the pure white armor that made up his skin.
after awile mooch ran through the entire loup garou outpost screaming about how their mothers slept with the dinos which pissed off the loup garou. He then screamed about it being his fault dinosaurs were extinct. This pissed the dinos off.


Mooch ran away from the front lines. He then stopped far far away. "DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!?!?!" He screamed.
"CAN YOU SEE ME?!???" He asked. They continued to charge at him.
mooch knew they could see him. "Inus orders were if they see me ghost em." Mooch smirked. "A.N.G.E.L.S. activate the sheild."
Around mooch and the oncomin mob a large rainbow colored sheild appeard.

Mooches face was closed over by a faceless helmet. He clenched his fists and opened them in the middle of them was two small compacted stars. His chest opened up revealing a small reactor core inside him. "WORLDCRACKER!!!!" Mooch muttered raming the two stars together and then setting his reactor to overload. "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?!" Mooch screamed loud enough fraides soul could hear.

The implosion killed everything inside the sheid. The explosion rocked the world. And created a hurricane off the cost of austrailia.

It would have made Fraide proud.

"W-what now?" Elana asked Inu as he carried his daughter away from mooch's...finale. He made a snarling noise as if the question hurt him.

"We head to Nome, my home. Fraide needs to heal. If he'll make a comeback it will be there." He responded stopping looking back to where his friend was. He pointed at where he was his thumb in the air, he pulled it imitated the sound of a gun fliping his hand up like he fired. "Catch you later, Space Cowboy" He muttered turning around. running back to the encampment to help finish the evacuation.

/thread

(ending it here so we can move on.)